Howdy folks, this here is Judd Jugmonger of the Jugmongers again. Just thought I'd let you all take a gander at our last video what we did bout my economic stimulus plan. Here it is:



Times are hard! Seem I reads somewhere this mornin' that over there in Europe they got their britches all in a twist 'bout our government's plan to spend hunderds of billions of dollars to revive its economy. Meanwhile, over here in the US the governments scroungin' about lookin' to get back that BIG money what they gave to "AIG" and what they then gave away as a bonuses to people who don't even work there no more. Boy, it's makes me madder than hell to see them slick suit wearin bankers think they can ask fer a handout from the government and then fly off in their lear jets and what not and spend the cash on themselves and their freinds. Some good ole boys oughsta catch up with them katty-wonkered folks and open up a can a' whoopass on 'em.

If AIG were so intersted in savin' their big company, they shoulda tried my "I want to make big money" now plan - what it shows in the video above.

Well, that's it fer now. Hope y'all are doin' the best ya can.

- Judd Jugmonger

Judd Jugmonger's "I want to make BIG MONEY now!" plan.

Howdy Folks! This here is Judd Jugmonger again. You know, I've been tryin' to figures out when this here recession is a gonna end. But you see, I reckon that there's lots folks who ain't takin' this sittin' down so they's have a come up with some ideals to get them some BIG CASH. Now, most of these idears requires you to set up a PAYPAL account, write an email talkin' about how much money "you is a gonna make" and then throw in the words "as seen on OPRAH" alot. Then, what y'all have to do is SEND some money to some people on an email list (1$ each to 6 people - that's a $6 for those of you who are math challenged), and then send the email to all your kin and friends tellin' them how to do it ... how to make the BIG MONEY ... by sendin' money to others. Oh, and then your supposed to put your names at the top of the emails so that all your kin and friends will send their cash to you.... if''in that is they don't KILL you first.

Now seein' as I'm a feller who likes to share good info with his kin and freinds, I thought I might let y'all in on the fact that, see, these idears are SCAMS. There ain't no way to turn $6 into $24600 simply by sendin' $6 to 6 strangers. And, if you think that I as your friend am a gonna send you even a 1$ on this foolishness then you are nuttier than a Snickers bar. It's no wonder you probably rode in to school on the short bus.

Now, that bein' said ... if you want to make some REAL BIG MONEY without pissin' off yer kinfolk and friends. Do this:

1) Go to the website: http://www.jugmongers.com/
2) Click on the link that says: Judd Jugmonger's "I want to make BIG MONEY now!" plan.
3) Go ahead and buy an autograhped Jugmonger's T-Shirt fer $15.
4) I will send you one of ours T-Shirts and $1.
5) When you receive the T-Shirt, go ahead and sell it fer $25!

If y'all were followin' the math here then that means you will earn $11! Wow! Just like that.

6) To make the BIG MONEY, repeat the above steps a hundered times. In no time at all you will make $1100! Now, I reckon that you can do this about 50 times a month - so that's a $55,000 - and seein' as there are 12 months a year that comes to a whoppin' $660,000. That's like more than half a million dollars! You just can't beat that with a whoopin' stick!

7) (Optional) Share your good fortune. Copy the above steps word fer word into an e-mail and send it to all yer kin and pals. Don't forget to put in the fact that you like to watch "Oprah" a lot ... that's "Oprah" NOT "Opry". Those of you who know the difference between a radio and a TV oughtsta know that!

Well that's about it! I hope y'all fare well with this here plan. And now some words of inspiration: "Life ain't worth living, if you ain't living." - I said that.

Catch you on the flip flop,
- Judd Jugmonger

PS. If any of y'all see cousin Jed, tell him to git on home. We're hungry.

Howdy folks! This here is Judd Jugmonger of the Jugmongers. Now, one of our kin (Hey cousin Jedidiah!) said that we ought to get us one of these here blogs, cause that what people do if they are a gonna be on the internet. So I did. And since we are fixin' to get some promotions for our activities, I reckoned it was a good thing.

So that's what this entry is all about... just to say howdy and give a holler to our kin out there. Oh we have a video out there, which gives y'all a better idea of who we are. I'd be mighty obliged if you give it a look:



So I think by now you know what this here is all about. To help to give us a helpin' hand go to our website: http://www.jugmongers.com

If y'all want to hear some more of our music you can check out our MySpace site at http://www.myspace.com/jugmongers

Stay tuned at this here blog for more information about our "going ons" and especially our upcoming Hootenannies. One thing I'd also like to do on this here blog is tell you about some of the good folk who make indie music on MySpace... escpecially the ones I like. Ya see, I like to troll around MySpace looking for good music and friends ... so if any of y'all are musicians out there in MySpace land and you would like me to take a look at your MySpace site ... just give me a holler. Also, if you think you might be our kin, you can do the same.

Ok, that's it for now. Remember to have a good day and that, as I always say, "everyday above ground is a good one."

Catch you on the flip flop,

- Judd Jugmonger

PS. My Darlin' Jolene says to give y'all a big "hey" ... so I just did.